Farragoes

Starlet in a wedding dress writhing for the camera
Post-punk princess and Marilyn clone
A farrago of leather,
Dance moves and crosses,
Peroxide, diamonds and New York chic


Corsetry by Gaultier with armoured gold bustier
Religious provocations and soft-core porn
A farrago of makeovers,
Handcuffs, hairstyles,
Sapphism, workouts and Vanilla Ice


Draughty British mansion and a mockney husband,
Spiritual pretensions and adopted airs
A farrago of horses,
Kabbalah, adoption,
Film-flops, facelifts and near divorce

(with apologies to John Masefield)