Madam Spanker

Mistress Switch (whom some of you may possibly remember) writes on her blog:

I'd like to become the new Speaker of the House of Commons. I'm great at bumbling and anyway, if they didn't do as they were told, I'd have my own way of keeping the House in order. A new meaning to the whips office. Wouldn't we have some fun there, what a great venue!!

Someone suggested to me a few years ago that I should consider running for Parliament, ha! Seriously though maybe we should start a party for CP lovers.

But it already exists, Andi. It's called the Conservative Party.