Saturday, 12 December 2009

An illegal picture of Tiger Woods

The injunction obtained on Thursday by Schillings, on behalf of Tiger Woods - granted by Mr Justice Seedy (who else?) - bans the reproduction of "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the Claimant naked or any naked parts of the Claimant's body or of him involved in any sexual activity".

Presumably that would include this one:


It's hard to tell what his hand is doing but he's certainly got a big smile on his face.

TMZ, the American gossip site, have released the full injunction in pdf form. Schillings are anxious to point out that


For the avoidance of doubt this Order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event that these photographs do exist, and it is not admitted, any such images may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photgraphs of our client.


So no Photoshopping. Got that?