Friday, 2 November 2007

Can-crushing barmaid reveals all

Luana de Faveri, or somebody claiming to be her, tells me that she has found alternative employment after her recent brush with the Australian police. She can now be found performing at the Voodoo Lounge in Perth, a highly-regarded strip-club.

Or, if you can't get over there, watch her being interviewed here. She certainly looks capable of crushing cans in her capacious bosom.

La Faveri (not Favari, it turns out) now has a manager, who has the enviable task of masterminding her Warholian 15 minutes. A photo-shoot with Picture magazine will be the first stop in her campaign for global domination. Ice cubes at the ready.